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An Embarrassing Loss
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Liverpool 4-1 Arsenal. In case you needed any other clues, a certain striker with the gait of a newborn giraffe tallied a hat trick. More later, unless I come to my senses.
Football? Football? Yeah, Rings a Bell
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At this point I can’t even remember the last time Arsenal actually played a match. Well, yes I can, but I’m choosing not to.
The good news is, proper club football returns tomorrow as Arsenal travel to Anfield to face fourth-place Liverpool. To celebrate, Arsenal have ruled Robin van Persie out for the remainder [...]
So Now You Can’t Even Innocently Hug Prostitutes?
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What is this world coming to? That’s what Arsenal midfielder Tomas Rosicky would like to know, after he and his mates on the Czech national team were fined £25,000 for spending a night in a hotel with six Czech prostitutes. I mean, they were just hugging. And what have you.
Keep in mind [...]
Category: Arsenal NewsWell That’s a Fine Mess
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Or should I say fined mess? The FA has decided to fine both Arsenal and Chelsea £100,000 in the wake of the Carling Cup final donnybrook. Both clubs had admitted to failing to keep their players under control.
The FA kept the fines equal, even though they thought that Arsenal held more of the [...]
Category: Arsenal NewsAdebayor Shown the Door
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Well, it’s internationals week and not much Arsenal news at the moment. But if you’re willing to play two degrees of separation, I’ll let you know that Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor has been dropped from the Togo national team after voicing his displeasure over a player bonus controversy.
Pay disputes are nothing new to the [...]
Category: Arsenal NewsThierry Henry Hates Watching Football
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Wha?! How could anyone be so bereft of sanity? How can a man willingly go without watching footy until the grass grows ’round his brain?
I can’t imagine either, but apparently injured Arsenal striker Thierry Henry just can’t bring himself to watch football now that’s been declared out for the remainder of the season. [...]
Category: Arsenal NewsArsenal for Sale
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Get your Arsenal, right here! Get ‘em while their hot! Well, warm anyway. If you’re a sepculator, now’s your chance. Unless it’s already come and gone. Hard to say.
Rumours that the football club may be the subject of a takeover bid have sent Arsenal shares shooting up. The [...]
Category: Arsenal NewsNew Arsenal Kit
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Well, maybe they can’t score goals to save their lives, but Arsenal may at least change their look for future away matches. Sartorial overlord Nike may have the Gunners playing in all new white strips next season when they are away from Ashburton Grove.
You can see them here.
Some fans were upset that white unis [...]
Category: Arsenal NewsTheo Walcott Shows His Devotion to Arsenal By Getting Injured
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As a supporter of your favorite club, you have many ways to show your fandom. You get the kit, you buy the tickets, you snag the Manu Adebayor tea towel. You even dip into the challenging reading list produced by your Premiership heroes. All to show you’re committed to your club.
And so [...]
Category: Arsenal NewsAndy Johnson Has Had Enough of Your Draws
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Hmm. Well, this late season push isn’t starting well. Arsenal visited Goodison Park on the weekend, and came away with no points. What seemed a draw with Everton heading into stoppage time was altered by former Crystal Palace striker Andy Johnson who scored for the 1-0 win.
Arsenal are still in place to [...]
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