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Arsenal Celebrity Supporter Series: Jo Guest
By: Trent |If it’s Friday, it must be time for another chapter of the Arsenal Celebrity Supporters Series. And if you’ll allow me the liberal use of the term “celebrity”, let me then introduce this week’s featured fan, Jo Guest.
As you may have already guessed from the photo, Ms. Guest is a lecturer at [...]
Wenger to Snatch Obafemi Martins from Newcastle?
By: Trent |Kids, this is why we tell you to always read all of the contracts you sign in their entirety. And I only bring this up because it looks as if Newcastle United seem a little surprised by the super-secret-deluxe “out clause” lurking within the belly that is the beast of striker Obafemi Martins’ contract [...]
Copa America Is Here!
By: Trent |Hey, football’s not gone for the summer. Silly goose, the Copa America is underway in Venezuela. Often described as the European Championships but, um, in South America, the Copa America features the 10 CONMEBOL nations plus two guests divided into three groups of four teams each. This year’s interlopers are the United [...]
Ryan Babel Not Headed to Arsenal…Yet
By: Trent |Fact is, Wenger could use a winger, and Ryan Babel just may the bloke for job. But the rumours in the Netherlands are that Babel will be playing again for Ajax next season. Babel has looked great for the Netherlands’ U-21 team this year.
Oddly, the young Dutchman also says: “There will be a [...]
Thierry Henry and His Nipples Are Off to Spain
By: Trent |Which you can see from this photo, as the former Arsenal captain passes his Barcelona physical.
If you’d like to see TH14 with his new colours, just hop on over to the Barca page.
I’m just not ready for it over here.
And as noted by reader sandrahn, this is a nice article on the Gunner Legend, M. [...]
Thierry Henry Leaving the Arsenal
By: Trent |It’s looking pretty damn official. The club itself hasn’t said anything, so I’ll reserve the actual gnashing of teeth and rending of garments until then. But reports are that Thierry Henry will be moving to Barcelona on a £16m transfer. Needless to say, there will be much more on this as the [...]
Arsenal Celebrity Supporter Series: Michael Moore
By: Trent |We’re staying Stateside this week with notorious documentary filmmaker and noted rabble rouser Michael Moore. Surprised that Moore is a Gooner? Don’t take my word for it–watch the video below of the big guy patrolling the concourse at Ashburton Grove.
Moore’s first big splash as a documentary filmmaker was 1989’s “Roger & Me”, examining [...]
Where’s Indiana Jones When You Need Him?
By: Trent |Calm down, everybody. Arsene Wenger did not pull Peter Hill-Wood’s still-beating heart from his chest in order to appease the ghost of Herbert Chapman. Instead, some contractors have found some mysterious remains at Highbury, which may just prove a bit of Arsenal folklore to be true.
As you know, after the move [...]
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen Has a Nice Pair of
By: Trent |…watch hands. As you can see, Brady’s Lady and for-now Arsenal captain Thierry Henry allegedly prefer this type of timepiece. Let this news wash over your life with the intended heartbreaking gravitas.
Whether or not Henry stays on with the Arsenal I can’t say. But thanks to this ad, I’ll know in the [...]
The Current Thierry Henry Vs. The Next Thierry Henry
By: Trent |Let’s get the bottom-line answer out of the way: I don’t know if the Captain is leaving. But many sources who once laughed at the idea seem resigned to Thierry Henry’s departure to Barcelona (or Milan to a lesser extent). It’s always hard to imagine a legend leaving your club, especially prior to [...]






