Thierry Henry Handball Video Game; Most Epic Rant in Football History?

By: Martin | November 22nd, 2009

This flash game regarding the Thierry Henry handball is great. Play it and let me know what your high score is in the comments section. I got up to 57.

In other good stuff on the internet, a supporter of League 2 Grimsby Town FC, currently second from bottom and thus in very real danger of being relegated out of League football all together, wrote a rant against his club’s players which is truly epic and very entertaining. My frustration with Diaby is a drop in a very, very deep and hateful bucket compared to this guy’s feelings about Grimsby Town’s players. The whole thing is worth reading, but here is an excerpt:

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

Ouch. Also–Tottenham 9-Wigan 1? Holy &%!$.



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  • Laurie |  November 22nd, 2009 at 1:11 pm

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    Hahahahahaha! This France fan hasn’t smiled this much since well before Wednesday. :-D

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  • Gigi |  November 22nd, 2009 at 1:43 pm

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    man was that funny!! hahaha i am a bleus fan and a titi super fan but it was too funny!! i did 35,

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  • Matilda |  November 22nd, 2009 at 2:10 pm

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    My highscore was 53. Thanks for sharing!
    And I read the letter a while back my favorite bit is: “I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.”

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  • Ryan McManus |  November 22nd, 2009 at 3:06 pm

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    my high score is also 57.

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  • Jake |  November 22nd, 2009 at 3:35 pm

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    I managed 49. And that rant is so far beyond top class, I don’t even know what to say. I can’t say I’ve even been able to come up with thoughts like these and I root for the Oakland Raiders in American football.

    Also, even though the scum managed a pretty decent scoreline today, we’ve still got a +7 lead over them in goal differential.

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  • Sal |  November 23rd, 2009 at 2:42 am

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    There’s also this game on the same theme, Hand of Henry:

    http://www.webuser.co.uk/websites/online-fun-blog/games/431745/thierry-henry-handball-game-play-online

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  • Arsenal Shirts |  November 23rd, 2009 at 2:53 am

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    Great game :)

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  • candice |  November 23rd, 2009 at 5:02 am

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    66-1

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  • Gooner |  November 23rd, 2009 at 8:53 am

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    57-1 , so how did u get 66 goal!!!

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  • Gooner |  November 23rd, 2009 at 2:24 pm

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    59!

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  • Anthony |  November 23rd, 2009 at 9:49 pm

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    Got 93-1 in the Henry game. sooooo much fun

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  • kat |  November 25th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

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    Another great Thierry Henry handball game:
    http://www.zoopgames.com/playgame/4634/handball-henry.html

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  • John1502 |  November 27th, 2009 at 2:06 am

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    Very nice site! is it yours too

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  • Joyce |  December 1st, 2009 at 8:43 am

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    Very sad but worse things have happened and will happen again. Nobody, unless you’re French, will be happy this has happened in such a way. Seems unbelieveable that none of the officials saw it. The seeded draw conspiracy theory…well…I think you may have a point! Come on Thierry!

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  • flashy |  December 3rd, 2009 at 7:12 am

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    Hey, I love your site. It seems most people don’t really bother writing articles that lack substance nowadays.

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  • Socker |  December 3rd, 2009 at 9:27 am

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    65-1

    I scored 50 in this one: http://footyflash.com/game/387/The-Hand-of-Thierry-Henry

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  • spanish league highlights |  January 20th, 2010 at 3:17 am

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    Hey, I just wanted to say what a quality website. I totally enjoyed it and found it fascinating reading. Awaiting your next post!

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