Thierry Henry Handball Video Game; Most Epic Rant in Football History?

By: Martin | November 22nd, 2009

This flash game regarding the Thierry Henry handball is great. Play it and let me know what your high score is in the comments section. I got up to 57.

In other good stuff on the internet, a supporter of League 2 Grimsby Town FC, currently second from bottom and thus in very real danger of being relegated out of League football all together, wrote a rant against his club’s players which is truly epic and very entertaining. My frustration with Diaby is a drop in a very, very deep and hateful bucket compared to this guy’s feelings about Grimsby Town’s players. The whole thing is worth reading, but here is an excerpt:

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

Ouch. Also–Tottenham 9-Wigan 1? Holy &%!$.

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Hey, I just wanted to say what a quality website. I totally enjoyed it and found it fascinating reading. Awaiting your next post!
Socker

65-1

I scored 50 in this one: http://footyflash.com/game/387...
flashy

Hey, I love your site. It seems most people don't really bother writing articles that lack substance nowadays.
Joyce

Very sad but worse things have happened and will happen again. Nobody, unless you’re French, will be happy this has happened in such a way. Seems unbelieveable that none of the officials saw it. The seeded draw conspiracy theory…well…I think you may have a point! Come on Thierry!
John1502

Very nice site! is it yours too
kat

Another great Thierry Henry handball game:
http://www.zoopgames.com/playg...
Anthony

Got 93-1 in the Henry game. sooooo much fun
Gooner

59!
Gooner

57-1 , so how did u get 66 goal!!!
candice

66-1
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Great game :)
Sal

There's also this game on the same theme, Hand of Henry:

http://www.webuser.co.uk/websi...
Jake

I managed 49. And that rant is so far beyond top class, I don't even know what to say. I can't say I've even been able to come up with thoughts like these and I root for the Oakland Raiders in American football.

Also, even though the scum managed a pretty decent scoreline today, we've still got a +7 lead over them in goal differential.
Ryan McManus

my high score is also 57.
Matilda

My highscore was 53. Thanks for sharing!
And I read the letter a while back my favorite bit is: "I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season."
Gigi

man was that funny!! hahaha i am a bleus fan and a titi super fan but it was too funny!! i did 35,
Laurie

Hahahahahaha! This France fan hasn't smiled this much since well before Wednesday. :-D