

Arsenal 1-2 Manchester United: No End In Sight.
By: jg | January 22nd, 2012Surprised? No. Disappointed? Of course.

Watching that match was painful, and I’m sure most of you caught the match. I will describe the match in laconic detail, in order to spare us the pain:
First Half: We were dire. Really, really dire. We couldn’t get out of own half for most of the half, as United, who weren’t so hot themselves, probed for an opener. Our only offensive outlet was the Ox, who was lively down the flanks, but no one was there to help him out. Walcott had another one of his whining days. Our midfield was second best, and considering we’re talking about Manchester United’s midfield, that’s saying something. Our CB’s were ok, but Djourou was awful, absolutely awful. The Emirates was a library.
Near the end of the first half, I was thinking of myself how good of a 0-0 scoreline was, so of course Giggs found space down our right hand flank (space provided by, of course, Djourou), and whipped in a great cross that Valencia did really well to head home into the far corner. 1-0 United, as expected.

Second Half: We improved for this half, but it really wasn’t enough. Rosicky in particular tried to get things going. 5 minutes in, the Czech capitalized on a mistake from Smalling to deliver a great pass to van Persie in the box, with Evans and Lindergaard nowhere near our captain. You would bet your house that Robin would hammer it home, but nope, he missed. Shocking miss, the kind of miss you would expect from Torres, but not from van Persie.

Instead of withdrawing into their shell, the players continued to keep going forward and search for that equalizer. The Ox was behind most of our good deeds today. His resilience led to a half-chance that Ramsey scooped just wide. Rosicky also had a shot blocked. Going forward left our backline isolated, though, and United created some dangerous counter attacks that could have led to goals- Mertesacker made a glorious goalline clearance, and SZCZ got a nasty kick to the stomach by Welbeck while going for a loose ball. It seemed like a miracle that we were still 0-1 down. And then the equalizer. 71st minute, Koscielny cleanly won the ball from Rafael in our box, delivered a great pass to Rosicky, who ran a bit before giving it to the Ox. Oxlade did some flashy shit before giving a great pass to van Persie, who placed the ball neatly into the far corner, even though Lindergaard got a nail to it. 1-1, and we had the momentum.

It seemed that we had the drive to go on and win it. Unfortunately, the events happening after our goal deflated us- and practically killed the match. First, Ox was surprisingly subbed, for Arshavin. The fans booed loudly as the sub occurred, and continued to boo at the Russian. Distasteful stuff. There were also some rather disrespectful yells being made in Wenger’s direction. Second, Nani made the most of a light Kos challenge and spent the next 5 minutes down like a little girl who suffered from a foot cramp. Third, United made some subs. By the time play had restarted, United had possession and we looked a little lost. With just under 10 minutes to go, Valencia simply walked past Arshavin and entered our box. He dribbled a bit, brushed off a meaningless Arshavin challenge again, and passed a simple ball to Welbeck, who took it easily and shot into the back of the net. 2-1. The next 9 minutes+stoppage time devolved into Arsenal getting the ball, giving it to Yennaris, and crossing it into the box before seeing it cleared. United dealt with every Arsenal advance easily and held on for the win.

On to the ratings:
Szczesny: 6.5 Nice save from Nani in the first half. Helpless on both goals, really.
Djourou: 5 He’s not a right back, he’s a center back, so I’m a bit sympathetic towards him. But man, was Djourou awful today. Nani and Evra had a field day in the first 45 down the flank, and it was Djourou’s refusal to step up to 38 year-old Ryan Giggs in the end of the half that led to United’s first goal. Taken off at the break, and not because of injury, a sign of his performance.
Mertesacker: 7 Good from the German today. Impressive in the air, and made a wonderful goalline clearance from Welbeck’s trickling shot in the 64th minute,
Koscielny: 8 Co-Man of the Match My love for this guy keeps on growing higher. Excellent at the back today. Interventions, clean tackles, winning of the ball- you name it, Kos did it all. He won the ball from Rafael in our own box and started the play that led to our goal. Better than Vermaelen for me this season, which speaks a lot. Truly fantastic from this guy. One of the best in the EPL, without a doubt.
Vermaelen: 6 I’m glad he’s back, but he wasn’t very good today. Lost Valencia for the opener. Hasn’t been very good at LB and we’re just waiting for the return of Gibbs, Santos, and Sagna so the Verminator can return to the middle. That day will come, eventually. In the 2015-16 season, I’m sure.
Song: 6 Lost the ball a lot and seemed hassled by United. Not as effective going forward as he has been all season. Poor.
Ramsey: 5.5 Continues to disappoint. Tried and tried, but nothing came off right. Lost the ball a lot going forward, especially in the 1st half. Had a decent chance to equalize, but his shot went just wide. Needs a break, and the players he can be suitably replaced with are both injured. Fuck.
Rosicky: 7 To his credit, played quite well today. Was our best midfielder going forward, and his passes were incisive as he tried to spark attacks. Had a hand in the equalizing goal, setting up the Ox quickly. Deserves more playing time, especially now that Arteta/Wilshere are out and Ramsey looks fazed.
Oxlade-Chamberlain: 8 Co-Man of the Match Step up, Chambo. Our best attacking player this evening, the Ox was in great form to create several chances, and could have gotten a great goal himself, but his lashed shot just went wide in the 61st minute. Made the assist to van Persie’s goal; he was subbed soon afterwards, and all hell broke loose at the Emirates as the fans made their displeasure known at the substitution. Turns out, Ox had a cramp. Nonetheless, this was quite a debut for him, and I reckon the one that has made his name known to all of England. With the availability of Gervinho, and the current form our other wingers are in, Ox is an automatic starter right now. As he should be.
Walcott: 5 Pissed off, Theo? Tired of players not reading your mind in order to reach your badly choreographed, badly hit passes? Tired of the opposition defenders not conceding space to you and twisting their ankles, Phil Jones style, so you can run up the length of the pitch so you can give the ball away again? Well, Theo, I have a quite a easy solution for you and your ills: PLAY FUCKING BETTER.
van Persie: 6.5 Scored the equalizing goal (and it was quite an exquisite finish), but that was probably one of his worst performances this season. His miss at the start of the 2nd half has to go down as one of the worst misses of the season. Given the context, the goal would have changed the course of the match. Looked isolated, unfocused, and just a bit lost a throughout the match, save for the goal, of course. His reaction to Ox’s substitution will be emphasized in the press/TV/Internet, and I can’t lie- van Persie’s reaction was one of disappointment and perhaps, dissatisfaction in an overall sense. Question marks over his Arsenal future remain. I have resigned to the worst fate: He’s leaving this summer.
Subs:
Yennaris: 7 Came on for Djourou at half-time and did well. Nani wasn’t as penetrating in the 2nd half because of Yennaris’ presence. Helped our cause with a couple of good crosses at the end.
Arshavin: 5.5 Ouch. I really, really feel for Arshavin after today- but you can safely say his Arsenal career is all but over. Wenger’s decision to bring on the Russian for the Ox drew visceral, hateful reactions from the home crowd, reacting to the withdrawal of our best player to a guy who has been underperforming all year in the worst fashion. To make matters worse, his lax defending on Valencia led to United’s second goal. Arshavin has disappointed all season, but he has been behind some of the best moments we Arsenal fans have had the luxury to enjoy over the last couple of years: the 4 goals at Anfield, the winning goal against Douchelona, etc. To see your own fans turn on you like that, even if you have sucked recently, is crushing. Farewell, Andrei.
Park: N/A Came on for Ramsey as we tried to get the draw. Did nothing of note. His signing, and Wenger’s use of him, has baffled me to no end.
What else is there to say? We are reaching what we could say is the breaking point between the fans, the players, and Arsene Wenger. After the awful August that we endured earlier, it seemed that the only direction we could go is up. It couldn’t get any worse, we said. And indeed, as our new players came into the squad and van Persie started on a world-class run of form, September, October, November, and December went by with a cautious, but hopeful mood with everybody- we could finish Top 4, we could make a run in the CL and the Cups, our players could stay in good form for the rest of the season.
This January, though, has been disastrous. We have now lost our last 3 league matches. The last time that happened was in 2007. And just like our form in the autumn and early winter was slowly building, this meltdown has been gradual: we heard of Wilshere’s long term layoff in September, Sagna broke his leg in October, Arteta was overplayed all throughout this season, Jenkinson got kidnapped in November, and Santos got fucked in December. But over the course of the last 3 weeks, the successive defeats have been like a hammer blow, like a one-two-three knockout blow for everybody involved. We are now 5 points behind Chelsea and still 10 points behind Spurs, who thankfully lost today. What seemed like a great day for us yesterday turned into just another mitigation of today’s loss, and nobody feels confident. Everybody offers different solutions- “BAYH HAZARD! BAYH PODOLSKI! BAYH FULLBACK! SELL ARSHAVIN! SELL DJOUROU! SELL WENGER! SELL PAT RICE! AHAHJFSJ;FJKFSDJKLFSDJKLFSDJLKFFOOTBALLMANAGER2012FSDJKLSDFJKLFSDJKL;.” Among the rabble, the consensus is that yes, buying a fullback and potentially a new attacking player is a priority- and we need to get our injured players back ASAP. TV5 returned today, Arteta will hopefully be back next week, Sagna/Gibbs/Wilshere will be back by the Milan match…
Is that it, though? We always have injured players. We’re losing too much points with too little of a subsequent response. Perhaps we do need to buy players. But our manager is against that. Ok, fine. But when 10 of your players are out injured, maybe it’s time to reconsider your position. The manager continues to rule out new signings. Fans get angry. Bad result follows. Fans get even more angry. Rinse, lather, repeat…
For all of this, I blame Barca. Those Catalan fuckers were playing great before tapping up Cesc, and are of course playing great after getting the 2nd best midfielder on the planet for pennies on the dollar. I also blame Oxlade-Chamberlain’s stomach, for deciding to get cramps and ruining the game for us. And finally, I blame Arshavin, for existing.
Honestly, though, I don’t know WHO to blame. Should we even be blaming anybody? It’s easy to feel anger, whether because those diving cunts Busquets’ team is lauded as the best team that ever existed ever, or because of a badly timed sub, or because we’re 82 years from being title contenders, or because we’re sliding down a hole, or because we’re apparently the only team on the planet that has ever undergone an injury crisis, or because we have a washed up, arrogant fool for a manager, or because we have a washed up, arrogant group for a board, or because we have a washed up, arrogant group of shit players who deserved to be booed, or because we have a crowd of washed up, arrogant shit fans who boo their own players, or because we have an online community that is as poisonous as a pool of cyanide, or because…
But who do we blame? I think everybody involved with the club is at fault in one way or another. Part of what made this defeat so frustrating wasn’t exactly the performance- as a whole, we weren’t godawful, just mediocre, and had we converted our chances, we would have won this match. It’s just the damn stagnation-How many times have we seen the same situation before? Defensive injury crisis. Underperforming players keep on playing badly. An obvious need to invest and bring some players that could really add something to the team, but in the end nothing happens. A chance to make something positive out of the season, but ultimately we fall short. Crushing defeats to our rivals, whether it be 8-2 or 1-2. We keep going sideways, or backwards. The crest on this year’s kit, the motto on my desktop background, and the overall credo of Arsenal this season has been Forward. But lately, nothing seems to be going Forward for us. The way our manager behaves, slightly indifferent to pressing squad needs at best and antagonist at worst isn’t going Forward. Some of our players, letting us down when we need them to rise, aren’t going Forward. The referees, always going against us even when they’re for us, aren’t going Forward. Our own fans, booing their own fucking player just when he needs them to be supportive and provide momentum, booing the manager that has made them one of the most pampered fans in the world, aren’t going Forward. Even our overall play isn’t going Forward- we’re always passing sideways, or losing the ball. Whatever. We have seen the same shit for the last 4 years, and there seems to be no end in sight.
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