Ashley Cole to Get Full Serving of Fruits and Vegetables

By: Trent | May 3rd, 2007

Even despised footballers like Ashley Cole deserve proper nutrition, after all. And with his team having crashed out of the Champions League semifinals on the heels of most likely choking away the Prem title, Ashley may be feeling more peaked than usual.

To snuff out this possibility, thoughtful Arsenal fans plan to pelt the former Gunner with fruits and vegetables when Chelsea visits the Emirates Stadium this weekend.

Whether or not this is also in direct retaliation for the celery that rained down on Arsenal players when they last visited Stamford Bridge is unknown. But the real question is, what kind of fruits and veggies are we talking here? If it’s bunches of spinach tossed by ten year olds, no worries. If someone sneaks in a honeydew cannon, all bets are off.

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Category: Arsenal News, Fixtures, Premiership

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• Peter |  May 3rd, 2007 at 11:51 am

  
  
  

  No need to waste a perfectly good meat pie on the man.

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• sandrahn |  May 3rd, 2007 at 1:49 pm

  
  
  

  True, Peter — fans should instead bring vegetables and meat that have been in their fridges for a little too long…

  By the way, Chelski fans also threw celery on Arsenal players at the Carling Cup final. Scum.

  Posted from United States

  

• ballack's missing hair |  May 3rd, 2007 at 5:27 pm

  
  
  

  so does that mean arsenal fans will be tossing his salad?

  Posted from Australia

  

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