

Chelsea 3 – Arsenal 5: Madness, Absolute Madness
By: Darren_v | October 29th, 2011
I woke up this morning after another miserable sleep (my entire family has been sick all week) and patiently waited for the alarm to sound at 0530 hours. I then proceeded into my methodical habits for early morning Arsenal matches of slipping on whatever clothing was lying around, and immediately making a strong pot of coffee. However, this time it was different; the only coffee filters I could find were 2 crumpled up ones and I was unable to find new ones. So I smoothed out the crumpled filter as best I could and starting the coffee machine and went about looking for the new ones in case the filter in use didn’t work and cause grains to go into my coffee. I failed to find any and checked the filter, which indeed had fallen. With three minutes until kick-off I frantically pulled it out, smoothed the now wet filter back in place and put the coffee back on, praying I could get some badly needed good coffee. And you know something? It actually worked, and I thoroughly enjoyed my coffee, and it was made better by the complete unexpectedness of it.
The game began fast and furious with Djourou at Rightback and Vermaelen on the bench. Immediately Ca$hley Cole would get in behind the Swiss defender on a long through ball, only Koscielny preventing more danger. Arsenal would clear and have a throw-in in Chelsea’s half in which Ramsey would break down the Chelsea byline and send a low cross into the box…. where no Arsenal players were to be found. Chelsea would bring the ball up field and with embarrassing ease Cole was free beyond Djourou for the second time in three minutes, but this time Mertesacker was able to clear up the mess. In the next minute Sturridge would find himself breaking the insanely high line on the Arsenal left flank. Thankfully Szczesny was there to take care of his cross.
Villa-Boas had clearly set his side up looking to attack our slow fullbacks with Bosingwa and Cole playing very high up the pitch, and it was working. However, it would also prove to give Theo Walcott room to shine, as the speedster would find some space, knock the ball around Ivanovic and send the ball across the box for Gervinho to finish off the impressive move…..except he would contrive to somehow miss horribly. After some possession by Arsenal, Walcott sent an impressive chip over the defense and into the path of Van Persie, who on the half volley would agonizingly slice over from seven yards. Arsenal was showing some attacking guile.
It could easily have been 2-2 and we were only 13 minutes into the match, when former Arsenal target Juan Mata would ghost around Santos, and with Mertesacker slipping, Lampard was able to head past a stranded Szczesny. It was far too easy, 1-0 Chelsea.
Arsenal would attack nest, Van Persie moving well in the box, but with no one coming to his aid his pass only found blue shirts. He would then break the high offside line, but his usually impeccable first touch would let him down, and the chance was gone. Shortly afterwards, Sturridge would find acres of space between Santos and Koscielny and easily sprang the Arsenal offside line (yet again) but to everyone’s amazement simply missed the net from eight yards.
The pace of the game was finally settling. Chelsea was dominating possession and targeting the fullbacks, while Arsenal was threatening Chelsea through the middle with quick and direct balls. And through the middle is where Arsenal would find the equalizer when a beautifully weighted Aaron Ramsey through ball would find Gervinho stepping between Terry and Ivanovic. Gervinho’s touch would take him beyond the defense, and his side-pass gave Van Persie a wide open net to slot home for the 1-1 scoreline. The Arsenal away fans were in full voice, but Chelsea seemed to go a head within minutes when Santos (again) got beat on the left flank by Ramires for Sturridge to slot home, but thankfully he was offside. Arsenal would then win a free kick from 30 yards out, but Van Persie could not match his Sunderland free kick, and reverted back to his old form by putting it just over the bar.
It looked as though we would go into half-time level, when the usual Arsenal frailty appeared. Chelsea would earn a corner which was taken by Frank Lampard who would swing it in and find John Terry to bundle the ball home into the net. A hugely disappointing way to go into half-time.
The clubs would come out at half time and Arsenal immediately pushed for the equalizer. Van Persie had a chance in the box well saved by Cech, and then Ramsey would have his chance deflected over the bar after a cut-back by Gervinho. Chelsea in their attempts to press high up the pitch, and quickly win the ball back, would all get sucked into one side of the pitch, allowing Song to send a pass into the much-maligned first half embarrassment Andres Santos’ path where he was completely unmarked and shit low shot would beat Cech on the short side. 2-2.
For the second time after scoring a goal, Arsenal would get caught. Ca$hley Cole would break the sleeping Arsenal high line. Szczesny came racing out of his box, and took out Cole in a rash attempt to stop him. It very easily could’ve been a red card with Arsenal having few complaints, but Marriner was feeling generous all match and only produced the yellow. Szczesny would redeem himself with an impressive save on the resulting free kick, and Arsenal would attempt the quick break-out, but Ramires was able to stop it just in time with Gervinho threatening to go in all alone.
After getting kicked in the chest by Cole and no call being awarded, Theo Walcott then drew a very weak foul on the Chelsea man. Theo would take it quickly to Van Persie, who would do the give-and-go back to Walcott, who fell….. got up and and found that the ball had rolled around the defenders on the other side. He would jinx around a couple defenders and find himself all alone in the box, and blasted it short-side on Petr Cech to give Arsenal the 3-2 lead.
A few minutes later, Arsenal would break with Ramsey spinning around Cole, who’s diving tackle clipped Ramsey in the box. The Welshman could’ve gone to ground for the penalty, but sportingly stayed on his feet, and his shot was then narrowly saved by Cech. Shortly after Gervinho would break the ‘Arsenal-esque’ Chelsea offside trap, and only an alert Cech clearance prevented another shot. Chelsea would threaten themselves with Malouda breaking into the Arsenal area, only for Song to impressively break the play up with a superb tackle.
Substitutions would then come into the game. Lukaku and Meireles on for Chelsea, looking to attack and find the equalizer. Wenger would replace Djourou with Jenkinson, and surprisingly take Walcott off, who was impressive, in place of Tomas Rosicky, looking for some defensively stability. The game had turned scrappy at this point, and Van Persie would see yellow along with Branislav Ivanovic who got into a scuffle competing for a header.
If there is one thing we have come to expect, it’s wonder goals being scored against Arsenal, and the opposition would not disappoint us. Santos lost possession and was bullied over by Lukaku, where Marriner decided rugby was now legal in the EPL. The ball came to Juan Mata who from 25 yards whipped home a wonder goal straight past Szczesny. 3-3, and was Arsenal going to crumbling for the umpteenth time?
Now from here, I could explain what happens but it’s better to just watch this:
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Click on those numbers. It’s supposed to show how after a back pass by Ivanovic to Terry, John Terry stumbled over his own feet and could only watch as Robin Van Persie strolled in and around a hapless Petr Cech and calmly slide home the ball into a WIDE OPEN net for the Arsenal’s 4-3 lead. Unfortunately I could not upload the gif because it was too large for this website’s media and I am not computer-savy enough to crop it correctly to show it.
Gervinho would come off for Thomas Vermaelen to add some more defensive help to the side and ensure the win. Juan Mata would appear again as the danger-man, forcing a block by Koscielny in the box. Alex Song would be yellow-carded for hauling down Cole and the free kick would be swung into the Arsenal box, where Szczesny flapped at the ball and it would fall to Mata once more, only to be well-blocked by a last-ditch lunge by Santos. Chelsea would continue to press, and Arsenal were only too happy to play on the counter to finish the game off. Arteta would find Van Persie on the break and he lashed the ball into the back of the net, yet again on the short side of Petr Cech. It was 5-3 to The Arsenal and the end of a dramatic game.

The pace and craziness of this match cannot be captured in words. This match easily could have ended 10-8 (no, not exaggerating), with both clubs missing golden opportunities. There appeared to be no focus on defending at times, and there is no one who could’ve possibly predicted a match like this from the outset. Arsenal scored five goals and rarely looked like they were in control of this match. It sure is nice to be on the winning side of a game-for-the-ages match for once.
Player Ratings:
Szczesny 5.5 – Could have easily been sent off the field, but was spared. Flapped near the end of the game, but was spared by a block. Allowed three goals, which never allows for a good rating, even if he was not at fault.
Djourou 5.5 – Struggled horribly to start the game, and immediately shouted at Walcott for some help on the right flank, and then was much better. He is doing a job out of position, good enough for me.
Mertesacker 5.5 – At fault for both 1st half goals, but was much better in the second half. I know some of you don’t like him, but I am a fan of the Big Friendly German, and overall like his game.
Koscielny 7.5 – He is in a tremendous run of form. Was sweeping up everything he could behind a horrible defensive and is easily our best defender right now. Undroppable.
Santos 5.5 – Tale of two halves. Horrid in all aspects in the first half, and looked gassed. 2nd half came, he scored and then suddenly everything looked brighter for him.
Song 6.5 – Dropped deeper in the second half and did a decent job protecting the back four.
Arteta 7.5 – He is quietly getting better and better for Arsenal. 94% passing rate, 9/10 completed long balls, 4/4 in the tackle and one assist. Don’t compare him to Fabregas, compare him to Denilson, and you see how well he is doing.
Ramsey 8 – Playing better and better. He is attempting more adventurous passes rather than going sideways like the start of the season, and is growing in confidence and form. Supporting Van Persie more in attack which is shown by his three attempted shots. Having two solid, experienced midfielders alongside him is doing his game wonders.
Gervinho 7 – Threatened Bosingwa all game long on the flank and his pace and off the ball movement really gave Chelsea fits. Should’ve scored, and had an assist.
Walcott 8 – He had a terrific game, which he tends to do when given space to run onto the ball like Chelsea allowed him to do. Created havoc in the first half, scored a goal to give Arsenal the 3-2 lead. But perhaps most importantly, was terrific in defense on the right flank where he shut down Ca$hley Cole’s after early scares. A very good player in the right games, and this was one of them.
Van Persie 9- Honestly, apart from his (admittedly huge) three goals, I didn’t think he was great. First half his touch let him down more than a few times, but his movement off the ball remains first class. When you record your 2nd career hat-trick and add an assist, you are the MOTM each and every time.
Some Stats for you:
(Taken from Arseblog News)
10 - League goals by Robin van Persie in the 2011/2012 season
10 - League games played by Robin van Persie in the 2011/2012 season
28 - League goals scored by Robin since January 1, 2011
27 - League games played by Robin since January 1, 2011
21 - Career games in which Robin van Persie has scored two or more goals for Arsenal
20 - Number of those games that Arsenal have won (1 draw, 4-4 Newcastle)
4 - Games in the 2011/2012 season in which Robin van Persie has scored two or more goals
4 - Arsenal wins in the 2011/2012 season when Robin van Persie scores two or more goals
2 - Number of away matches in which Robin van Persie scored two or more goals against Chelsea
2 - Number of those games that Arsenal have won
2 - Career hattricks
7 – Arsenal shots on goal in 90 minutes today
4 – Robin van Persie shots on goal today
3 – Goals scored today
1 – Assists provided by Robin van Persie today
1 – Number of away fans Robin van Persie gave his hattrick shirt to
500 Arsene Wenger wins

By now you are probably wondering why you would care about my coffee exploits to start the blog. Well, because it was exactly like the Chelsea/Arsenal match. Waking up that early in the morning for a Chelsea match in which I think we all were hoping for a draw at best, and expecting a loss is something we just do as North American ’soccer fans.’ We expect Arsenal to go out and play, and be embarrassingly poor defensively, but always frustrated by how much so each game. But every now and then, it manages to work out against all odds. And when it does, it’s absolutely magnificent.
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