Cloning Henry
By: Trent | February 3rd, 2007If young Theo doesn’t pan out (he will), and if Adebayor disappears (he won’t), maybe Arsene Wenger can just clone an army of Thierry Henrys to plug up any holes up front.
I’ve come to this conclusion after much deep scientific research,* and after reading that Thierry Henry and his wife have had their child’s stem cells placed in deep freeze.
I actually have a pretty good grasp of the science involved,** and I’m sure that this Henry army is possible.*** The only question is, if Richard Branson is involved, is this a legitimate enterprise?
*False.
** Also false.
*** Ditto.
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