Midweek News Roundup

By: jg | December 7th, 2011
   

Check out all the news (and the Manchester jokes), right after the jump.

It has been, in many ways, both an eventful and uneventful week for the Arsenal. A disappointing performance in Greece was mitigated by the fact that the match was meaningless. And there has been a noticeable lack of the omniscient transfer rumors this week. Still, there are still some news to report on (and some gloating to be made.)

To start off, the FA Cup draw was last weekend- and just like last season, we draw Leeds. The match will be played at the Emirates on January 9, 2012. If you recall, we struggled to deal with Leeds at the exact venue last season, going behind before a last minute Cesc penalty spared our blushes. A few days later, we eased into a 3-1 win at Elland Road. Considering our proud exit in the Carling Cup was a week ago, should Wenger decide to play a weakened team against Leeds (which he has been prone to do in the past), we might see a different side from our regular CC squad this season- Frimpong will most likely be out on loan, the likes of Squillaci, Chamakh, and Arshavin may be gone, and some new players may be here. Leeds are currently in the playoff spots in the Championship, but lost one of their most influential players of last season, Ivorian Max Gradel. Whatever side faces the Whites a month from now, it’s going to be a cracking game.

Now we turn to our next game, on Saturday at the Emirates against Everton. As most of you know, this is the game in which the formal/official 125th anniversary celebrations will be held, and thus Arsenal will take the opportunity to unveil 3 new statues commemorating past, present, and future legends (I heard Jack Wilshere’s grandson, Thierry Dergkamp Frimpong Wilshere, will be given his statue about 45 years from now). A lot of serious guesses and funny corny jokes were made regarding the identity of the 3 statues, but insider reports suggest that the 3 statues will be chiseled to look like Thierry Henry, Tony Adams, and Herbert Chapman. All 3 choices are sensible and well-thought. Chapman was a hero at Arsenal in the pre-Second World War era, turning the Gunners into one of the most successful clubs in England, and turning it into one of the most prestigious clubs in the country. Tony Adams was a rock at the back at Arsenal for almost two decades, being ever present at the back from the George Graham days in the 80s and early 90s and the early years of Arsene Wenger’s current reign. And of course, Thierry Henry’s stay at the club was during the club’s most successful period, becoming the Invincibles, winning the FA cup twice, and reaching the Champions League final. His 226 goals (174 in the league) had some say in our success during the first half of the 2000s. While there were many other suitable candidates to be commemorated with statues (Dennis Bergkamp and Liam Brady come to mind), these 3 are legends in their own right and deserve to be honored.

And finally, we turn our attention to the biggest news in the football world- and sports world, for that matter. The final round of the Group Stages of this year’s CL ended today, and we the smoke finally cleared, the world received either the tragic shock of the hilarious boon that both Manchester City and Manchester United were eliminated at the group stage of the competition, and will now take a step down to compete in the Europa League. For all of the talk about these two clubs- and the sharply contrasting talk about Arsenal- by the English sports media at the start of the season, it’s hard not to feel a little proud and boastful of ourselves and of our team for achieving yet another qualification to the Champions League. During August and September, it was Tom Cleverley this and Sergio Aguero that and Phil Jones being God and all of that. Meanwhile, Arsenal were being touted as also-rans, shouts were made for Wenger’s sacking, the likes of Koscielny and Ramsey were called duds, etc. Well, it’s December and the club who’ll be hearing that Champions League tune well into February will be that also-rain club from London, not a Manchester giant. The fact that we qualified out of arguably the 2nd hardest group in the competition, containing the German and Greek champions, and the one-time French champions, shouldn’t be overlooked either. I guess we should reserve some understanding for City, who were placed in the hardest group and had to deal with powerhouse Bayern Munich and dark horse Napoli. But for all of the money they spent, and all of the players they’ve poached from us in the last couple of years, it’s ok to laugh.
As for United, their failure was pathetic and inexcusable. I remember in September rolling my eyes, along with all other Arsenal, Chelsea, and Liverpool fans, seeing United handed yet another easy peasy group. Well, full credit must be given to the likes of Benfica and Basel for not bucking down to United purely on their reputation and claiming some hard fought and entirely deserved points. United expected to just waltz through the group stages (as they’ve done before) except this time, the other 2 serious teams actually cared to go through and bit United in the ass. Hopefully this will put an end to the media narrative that United are infallible and perfect, Ferguson is always right, every player is awesome, etc.

Our hard work will be rewarded with a kinder draw next week for the knockouts- no Barca, Madrid, Bayern, etc. Still, there are some teams I’d rather avoid. They’ll be a post on this sometime next week. As for now, revel in the schadenfreude and have yourselves a good Wednesday/Thursday!


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  • Gigi_man

    Hey wheres the preview? dont we play tomorrow or am I just too tired and dreaming haha

  • bobjcanada

    more from the web...

    -David Cameron is travelling to Manchester today to find an easy way of getting out of Europe.

    -"Reports have it that Man utd have tabled a £45m bid for Wesley Sneijder.""Oh but we now just are hearing that he has turned down the move because he watches Eastenders on a Thursday night."

    -Due to Manchester United's untimely and unexpected exit from the Champions League there is to be a minutes laughter before all premiership games this weekend.

  • Zamil_m10

    i hope we dont draw Basel. SHAQIRI! is amamaamamzing

  • I can't even imagine if we draw Napoli. I'll cry.

  • Homey_Mills

    You could add AC Milan to that too.  Other than those two, I'll feel pretty good.

  • Zamil_m10

    Man U are Red
    Man City are Blue
    They both outspent Arsenal
    But Arsenal got through

    United are Shit
    City are Poor
    See you next Thursday
    ITV4

    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue,
    Manchester 0,
    London 2

    United are red
    City are blue
    No more Champions League
    Football for you!

  • That was great.

  • bobjcanada

    found on the web;

    -Arsenal are hoping to prise Samir Nasri away from Manchester City with the promise of Champions League football.

    -A tip for any Manchester United fans wanting to make a nice pasta sauce, most herbs are nice but you cant beat basil.

    -Don't worry Man United fans, you can still watch your team in the Champions league this season.........On the History channel.

    -Talk about a European crisis first Ireland then Greece and now Manchester

  • Wolffy

    Watching Man U lose to Basel was the highlight of my week. The look on Rooneys face after the game was priceless. 

  • Patoux21

    Rooney's sanction has been reduced from 3 to 2 games ban for the European Championship. It's good to see how the FIFA or UEFA are so unbiased. This guy's  known for being sent off for regularly for misbehaviour in the field but it's not a problem he received the superstar treatment

  • Rico

    I just read that now! What a joke! blatantly kicking another player and only getting a 2 game ban.  Anyone else would get banned for the standard 3 games or even from the tournament and a huge fine. I hate Wayne Rooney, regardless that he's a good player, he's a big baby who goes into sulks and tantrums. 

  • To be fair, he mostly kicked AT another player, barely made contact. I assume that was a mitigating factor.

  • Wolffy

    Idk that kick was really that nuts or anything. Look at what Suh did in the NFL and he only got two games. 

  • Homey_Mills

    Yes, but that's a real man's sport where players don't just fall over dead and roll around covering their faces. 

  • Martin Angha was supposed to play left back but someone at the club messed up the registration rules and he wasn't allowed to play, so Santos took his spot. Miquel is suffering an ongoing shoulder injury and they didn't want him playing very much. It starts to look understandable but highly unfortunate that Santos had to play and was then injured. 

  • Ian

    i bet thousands of fans across the world are pissed off at wenger about starting santos for this game. shows how easily we misunderstand what's going on behind the scenes and just blame the manager. thanks for clearing that up

  • Homey_Mills

    But still, wasn't there someone who could have played there?  I'd have preferred anyone at LB over our ONLY healthy guy at that spot, and someone who's played nonstop lately.

  • Who? 

  • LachlanS

    Arshavin

  • Homey_Mills

    I know that was a joke, but I agree.  Seriously.  Play Park at LB.  Play Yennaris.  Play Darren.  Play Rosicky.  Anyone.  It was a meaningless game.  Why mess with it?

  • LachlanS

    It actually wasn't. We had such a weak team out there that I would have much preferred it.

  • JG

    Funny how Darren is higher up the depth chart than Rosicky.

  • I am a natural fullback....

  • AlexM

    off topic:

    youtube (dot) com (slash) watch?v=WT-pNYPYE4g

    from the look of things, EA Sports has stepped up their promotion of equality in football at the expense of our Flaps.

  • bobjcanada

    the news that the manchester boys are out of the CL has certainly made my day!

    ha ha!

  • I mean, not to gloat or anything, but are you guys as chuffed as I am about seeing those two boys from down the road throwing tantrums on Thursday nights in the near future? 

  • Gloat all you like Jack. It's f***ing brilliant

  • No, feel free to gloat. Chuffed as nuts over here. 

  • Gigi_man

    I was so happy an laughed so hard that people at the office thought Arsenal had won something.

    When I mentoned Manchester, they all lauged )I hope not by respect for the boss but for also hating these 2 teams.

  • Not sure if I am happy they know you love Arsenal so much, or upset that they find Arsenal winning something so amusing ;)

  • Gigi_man

    lol, man when I read your reply you made me laugh so hard I spilled a Coca Cola all over!
    Yeah, u got a point, I will start firing these people hahaha

  • gunner man

    If United play City in the Europa league and lose 6/nil will any journalist have the balls to ask SIR alex whether United are still struuugling in Europe? Destroyed by Basel....priceless.

  • eijner

    You sir, have done it. I lol-ed at this!!

  • ASDF

    I would like to thank Napoli, Bayren Munich, Basel and Benfica for giving me probably the best birthday gift by knocking out Manche$ter Oil City and Manure!! It took me almost half a min to stop laughing after seeing the results today. This actually almost makes up for yesterday's defeat - if only Santos hadn't got injured :|

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