

Monday News Roundup
By: jg | August 22nd, 2011Morning all, with a season defining week starting for Arsenal, there are a couple of pretty noteworthy things to report on today.
The most noteworthy- and most ludicrous- is the news that Arsene Wenger has been handed a two match ban by UEFA for his supposed indiscretions last Tuesday during our home win against Udinese in the CL Play-offs. Apparently, touchline ban meant he couldn’t communicate at all with any Arsenal person, and so the not-so-subtle-at-all triad of whispers, walkie-talkies, and moving heads between Wenger, Pat Rice, and Boro Primorac will not go unpunished. The suspension will cause Wenger to sit in the stands for Wednesday’s game against Udinese and the first group stage game in the Champions League/next round in the Europa League.
Frankly, I think the ban is a little over the top and murmurs that Wenger doesn’t get on well with Michel Platinia at all may have something to do with this. Wenger, as well as his assistants, must have been fairly sure of what the touchline ban meant and what he could and couldn’t do. Talking with your assistant, writing down some notes, relaying the info on your stand-in on the touchline- every single manager who has been handed a touchline ban has done something to this effect, and for the most part they get off scot-free. No matter your feelings on Wenger’s role at the club in the last couple of months, you can’t argue that he has been handed a pretty rough hand this season so far. At this point, I’d advise Wenger to don an Alex Fergurson costume and mask and just go the touchline and do whatever the hell he wants, because Alex Fergurson can do whatever the hell he wants.

Come on, why can HE get a pink pony?! And, and he gets to have a complete back up defense, too?! WHY!! Also, Howard Webb!
In more positive news, Wenger talked about team news in press conference today, and had very encouraging things to say about Jack Wilshere. In Wenger’s own words, Wilshere could “maybe be back” for the Udinese return leg. He also said that Jack had been in training on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Needless to say, these are very good news. Last time we heard about Wilshere’s condition, he was in a protective boot, was in a race against time to be fit for the Man United game, and there were even some terrifying rumors on Twitter that he would be out for as long as 9 weeks. Thankfully, that is not so. For all the talk about our midfield and attack lacking creativity and bite, we have lacked Wilshere’s awesome presence so far this season, and boy, is it badly needed. While we can all agree more investment in this area is needed, Wilshere’s return will give a much needed boost in that area.

Jack, come back! Come back....
Also on team news, Djourou could also be back for the Udinese game. This seems about right, considering there was talk of him making bench for the Liverpool game. That turned out to not happen, but it’s good that his injury isn’t too severe and he has a return in sight, especially with Koscielny’s absence. Speaking about French CB’s, there was talk about whether Squillaci’s absence from the Liverpool game was due to injury or just plain realization by Wenger that Squizz, well, sucks. It turned out to be the former, as Squillaci has a calf problem and will miss the Udinese game. This means that for the time being, Miquel is first choice CB to partner Vermaelen. Either Wenger knows this and is planning to sign a new CB (August 31 is next Wednesday, folks!), or we’ll be regretting loaning out Bartley out to Rangers. We’ll see.
Ryo Miyaichi has been included in Arsenal’s squad that will take on Udinese on Wednesday. Hopefully he’ll be able to get some action and we’ll be able to see him in a competitive setting for the first time. It’s fair to point out that, through all of our untimely injuries and sending offs, we have yet to see Ryozilla or AOC at all this season. Hopefully that will change by Wednesday (you know, to give ‘em time to score a Vela once we’re 3-0 up and cruising. Of course.)
Lukasz Fabianski has said that he’s going to fight ’till the end with Wojo for the starting job between the sticks. I think Fabianski played very well last season and made great strides in redeeming himself in front of the fans after previous blunders, but Wojo has been wonderful so far this season and it would be madness to take the spot away from him at the moment. See you in the Carling Cup, Flaps.
Well, that’s about it- wait, you wanted transfer news!? Ok… the Newsnow Media Rumor Machine reports that we’re in for Yann M’Vila (a fantastic buy if true), Eden Hazard will join us if we make it to the CL, and we’re ready to lodge an improved bid for Phil Jagielka. Not a bad slew of rumors. The Mauro Zarate talk has calmed down, and the Kaka loan hype went down almost as fast as it went up. And Mancini has threatened to pull the plug on the Nasri deal if Samir plays for us on Wednesday. So.. yay?
Udinese preview tomorrow, look out for that. Have a good Monday!
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