

Thursday Evening News Roundup
By: Homey | July 14th, 2011
For those of you who were anxiously awaiting the “really super cool blog” I recently promised… well, this isn’t it. I’m hoping to roll that out sometime this weekend. So until then, you’re stuck with the typical drivel you’ve gotten used to since mommy and daddy left this blog just over a month ago.
Well, let’s jump right in to all the troubling things that have been coming out of Wenger’s mouth lately. First, many fans were hoping that Denilson’s apparent hissy fit after being subbed off against the Malaysia XI would spell the end of his tenure at Arsenal. However, le Boss has played this one down a bit, saying Denilson was suffering some sort of minor injury, and that he was uncertain to play at all in the first place. I guess we’ll keep an eye out for new developments on this one.
Wenger also said that his team is not weak defensively. I guess he was overjoyed at keeping the vaunted Malaysia XI attack off the scoreboard. He also said that our problem has been more with set pieces, which we’ll hope to correct. Actually, that’s pretty much spot on, although I would classify defending set pieces as part of the defense. Thus, if you’re awful in that area, it’s probably fair to say you’re weak defensively. But that’s just parsing words on my part, right? After all, we’ll be bringing back the height of Vermaelen this year, which will be like a brand new signing. Oh, and Wenger also stated again his desire to give Gibbs and Traore a shot at the left back spot. This may be our biggest area of worry heading into the season, but let’s hope that those of us on the pessimistic side are proven wrong.
The last bit of Wenger-speak is potentially most disturbing. He seems to be indicating a willingness to let Nasri leave for free next season if he’s not signed to an extension this year. Wenger said the following about that issue: “On one hand people say I don’t spend enough and when I spend people say I spend too much. It’s very difficult to find the right medium.” I’m not even sure where to start with this one. I hope we’re getting all worked up over nothing here, but nobody wants to see this happen. It seems almost as if, rather than spending money on the targets everyone wants, Wenger is going to use this situation to prove he can waste money with the best of them.

If you’ll indulge me a bit, here’s my six-step plan on how Wenger can “find the right medium” in terms of spending money. First, whatever the board and ownership tell you that you have to spend, spend it. Your job is to win, and theirs is to worry about the financials. So use everything in your power to do the job you have. Please don’t try to be a conscientious objector to the way things have gotten out of control in soccer today. Just keep up with the times and do what you have to do. Second, try to use your money on players who will really make an impact, rather than giving high salaries to mediocre players who have never had one elite season. Third, don’t ever assume our players will go through a season with no injuries or suspensions. A couple years ago, everyone and their dog could have said that Vermaelen and Gallas wouldn’t last as our only two solid options at CD. After that, it quickly dropped off to Silvestre, and then we were stuck. Fourth, don’t waste money trying to prove a point to us fans with players like Nasri. If he doesn’t want to sign, take your £20 million, and get someone else. Fifth, don’t tell us there’s money to spend, promise us changes, and then say there there’s nobody out there worth buying. (While reminding us we’re just this close to winning big things.) There are plenty of players out there worth buying. Your job is to get a few of them. And sixth, don’t fall in love with 19-year-olds with great potential and expect them to win you titles. Let the young guys earn their spots in the rotation, rather than gifting a spot to players like Gibbs and Traore. At least go out and buy Emilio Izaguirre or someone for about £5 million and see if Gibbs is still good enough to start.
There, happy medium achieved. Now, that’s no guarantee that the trophies will start piling up. But it will at least put our minds to ease that our manager is doing the best he can to win at the highest level. While I’m on that rant, let me ask you how many positions on the field we have where there’s both quality and genuine competition. As our team stands now, there is high quality at the forward/wing position, with three or four players who are competing for those two spots. We have three solid CD options competing for two spots. We have two (hopefully) solid goalies competing for one spot. And we (hopefully) have Ramsey pushing hard for one of the midfield spots. But that’s about it. We’re now being told that Jenkinson is going to push Sagna for the right back spot. Huh? Now I love Sagna. Very underrated player. Seldom gets hurt, etc. However, if I’m Sagna, I know that I could roll out of bed hungover every day and still keep my starting job. Ditto for Cesc, RvP, Song, Wilshere, Vermaelen, and Nasri. Now, of course some players are so elite that nobody could really ever question their starting role. I don’t think Messi and Ronaldo worry about their starting spots. However, if even they suffered a terrible dip in form, there would be great options there to plug in. But if Sagna ever had a terrible dip, there would be either Eboue or Jenkinson. Therefore, Sagna arguably has more job security than either Messi or Ronaldo. So while Man Utd spends mega-bucks on Smalling and Jones to challenge Ferdinand and Vidic, we spend £1 million to bring in Jenkinson from Charlton to challenge Sagna. Lovely. Now I know we can’t quite spend the silly money that Man Utd can, but at least give me something, Arsene. Something.
Whew. I got a bit carried away there, and I still have to cover all the little tidbits that have come through lately. In the interest of time, I’ll just quickly say that Dortmund officials have now said they’re not interested in Bendtner, Phil Jagielka has been linked with Arsenal again, and Barca players are completely unable to stop yapping about how Cesc should join them this season.

Finally, I’m sure everyone knows by now that Patrick Vieira has retired to take on a role with Manchester City. Presumably, that would entail counting all their bags of money. Wenger and others have taken time to say some nice things about him. I suppose I could wax poetic about his glory years at Arsenal, and I could talk about all the trophies he won and how he captained the Invincibles back in the day. But I wasn’t a huge fan back in those days, and I don’t have many vivid memories. Plus it would probably just upset me to see him holding a trophy, knowing we haven’t won one since he departed in 2005. Oops, I probably shouldn’t have selected the photo that you see on the left. Oh well. Maybe we’ll do that again sometime soon.
Well I think that’s about all for now. I’m not really sure what our plans are for the epic battle with Hangzhou Greentown. As always, you can leave your comments about that below. I think it kicks off at 6:30am where I live (Central Standard Time, U.S.). I’m not sure I can convince my wife why I need to wake up that early on a Saturday to watch a preseason friendly on the computer against some team in China. But you never know. And again, I’m hoping for the “really super cool blog” to hit sometime this weekend as well. Until then, come on, Arsenal.
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Create in me a clean heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me. Psalm 51:10
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