

Welcome to Arsenal: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain!
By: jg | August 8th, 2011…And thus, that shall be the first and only time you will see me mention Oxtail-Chamberpot by his full and proper name.

In all seriousness, today both Arsenal and Southampton announced the signing of the young forward to Arsenal, where he will immediately come into the first-team and start training with them. Both the length of his long-term contract and the transfer fee are undisclosed, but it’s likely it isn’t any less than 10 million pounds. At 17 (he turns 18 next week), he is a great, great prospect, having flourished with Southampton last year, scoring 10 goals and 9 assists in 34 appearances, and being named to the League One Team of the Season and helping Southampton win promotion to the Championship. Whether or not he will be able to find similar success in the Premier League remains to be seen, but given his size and reported ability, as well as a lack of injury record, I have no doubt he will at least have play a decent part of our season.
Where and how he will play is a big question we all have right now, so here’s my best shot: He’s a winger, and I presume he can also play as a forward, so he will likely be Gervinho’s (and also Nasri, if he stays) deputy on the wing this season. He’s fast, and he’s strong, so he probably won’t have any trouble in getting past defenders, and will be a big asset in attacking set pieces. His arrival probably pushes Vela further down the depth chart, and he will compete with Miyaichi (if he gets his permit) for those Carling Cup spots this season. All in all, he looks pretty exciting.
There is no doubt that, given how toxic the relationship between the fans and Wenger has become over the last couple of weeks and months, that this is a very welcome move for everybody involved with the club. This will at least instill confidence that the club does have some form of intent or ambition coming into the season. Still, there are more reinforcements that need to be added (*coughdefensecough*), which are more important at the moment, so while Oxtail’s signing is nice, you can’t help but feel that his signing is like eating dessert before the main meal (joke courtesy of Brenton’s Joke Company. 2011. All Rights Reserved)- it’s nice, and tastes like frosting, but you’re not full yet- you need more to feel satisfied. For now, though, every Arsenal fan can smile today, knowing we have finally signed someone (and in just one day!)
Also, check out these neato pictures (why is he barefoot?!)
Welcome to Arsenal, Oxtail-Chamberpot! (Try not to get injured.)
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