

What the Transfer Market Has in Common With a Cheesy 80s Movie
By: Homey | June 16th, 2011In 1987, there was a cheesy teen comedy movie called “Can’t Buy Me Love.” For those of you fortunate enough to not know this movie, let me explain the gist of it. A nerdy high school kid named Ronald has some money saved up for a new telescope. At about the same time, a popular cheerleader named Cindy finds herself in desperate need of money. So Ronald decides his money would be better spent if he gave it to Cindy, in exchange for her pretending to be his girlfriend for a month.
Naturally, during the course of the month, Ronald starts hanging out with the “cool” crowd. He’s like a new man. So by the time Ronald and Cindy stage their “break up” at the end of the month, Ronald is able to stick with the cool crowd. He has no shortage of girls to date, and he hangs out with the popular kids. Then, of course, the movie takes a twist when people find out about the deal. Ronald is banished back to the nerd crowd, and even the nerds aren’t happy with him either. But then after a passionate speech at the school cafeteria, Ronald becomes accepted again, and all the barriers between the cool and uncool people are broken down. And of course at the end, he ends up with the popular cheerleader, and they ride off into the sunset on his riding mower. (And no, I’m not making this stuff up.)
Ok, so what does this have to do with soccer and the transfer window, you may be asking? Well hopefully you’ve started to figure it out already. It seems to me that players who are sold from top clubs are able to get more in the market than players from lesser clubs, even if the players from the top clubs aren’t actually better players. But the difference is that the players from the top clubs have done the equivalent of “dating the most popular cheerleader.” Thus, they must be great players, right? And it seems some of the managers and owners from the smaller clubs are too lazy to really do any scouting. They just figure if someone’s played for Arsenal or Manchester United or Real Madrid, he must be a good player.
I’m thinking in recent weeks about the speculation about guys like Denilson and Bendtner. I’m reading things like Denilson selling for £8 million and Bendtner for £10 or £12 million. Huh? Have teams not watched these guys play? Especially Denilson. My goodness. But they’ve played for a successful club, so they must be pretty good, of course.
Likewise, it seems to me that a lot of really good players are flying under the radar screen, simply because they’re still part of the “uncool” crowd. Now, I’ve already written that I don’t follow a lot of soccer outside Arsenal and the World Cup, so there are plenty of great players I don’t know about. But the other day I decided to look through the rosters of various teams to see if there were any attacking players who might make interesting transfer targets. While it doesn’t take the place of watching actual game tape, at least you can look at the stats of attacking players and learn a little bit. So I was looking through the roster of PSV Eindhoven, and Balázs Dzsudzsák jumped off the page at me. After reading a bit more about him, and watching some YouTube videos, I couldn’t understand why he wasn’t in top demand. He’s 24. He’s lighting up a pretty solid league, playing for a pretty good team. He was named Eredivise Player of the Year the last couple of years.
So a couple weeks ago, I tossed out his name as someone Arsenal should possibly target. JG, being a black belt ninja warrior in the area of soccer knowledge, immediately told me about this guy. My only question was why he’s not a top target of top teams. And the only answer I got was that he’s a Hungarian playing in the Eredivise. In other words, he comes from a relative soccer backwater country (with full apologies to their outstanding World Cup team of 1954 that was robbed of the title). He’s never played in a World Cup, so he didn’t have a chance to showcase himself the way that, say, Asamoah Gyan was able to do recently. And at PSV, he wasn’t playing with a really top, famous club in Europe. Therefore, he’s still part of the “uncool” crowd, having never “dated the popular cheerleader.”
He recently was purchased by Anzhi Makhachkala in the Russian league. Wow. Has anyone ever even heard of that club? Now I’m sure they have some money, and I hear the transfer fee was around £12 million. But why weren’t the big hitters in Europe trying to get this guy? And if Bendtner fetches anywhere close to what Dzsudzsák just went for, I’m going to lose any faith I might have had left in the transfer market.
Now, I know there are also numerous examples of quality players being offloaded from top clubs for reasonable prices. Wesley Sneijder and Rafael van der Vaart are a couple of recent examples that come to mind. However, it’s also good to remember that clubs like Real Madrid and Manchester City buy and sell in the transfer market almost out of boredom or whatever. I’m not sure Madrid would rather have Kaka than Sneijder at this point, but at least they got to make some headlines with a big transfer splash. Thus, sometimes players offloaded from such clubs can still be decent values. However, I think it’s also safe to say that when Arsenal sells a fringe player who’s unable to hold down a starting spot, it’s probably because he’s not all that good. Of course I hope that teams will still fill our coffers for the likes of Denilson, Bendtner, and Almunia. I’m just saying that we seem to be getting a premium for said players simply because they’ve “dated the popular cheerleader” for a few years.
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And finally, I know various bloggers have been known to leave you with a quote of the day. I intend to leave you with a somewhat different quote of the day each time I blog. Feel free to disregard it if you wish. It won’t be intended to offend anyone.
“The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.” Psalm 23:1.
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