

Who Can We Draw (and Who Do We Want) For The CL?
By: jg | December 13th, 2011I had so much fun writing this.

We start today with the very bad news that our favorite Brazilian, Andre Santos, will be out for at least 3 months due to required surgery on his right ankle. As you all know, he suffered this injury during our CL dead-rubber against Olympiakos- an unfortunate injury that could have been prevented. Oh well. He’s gone until March at the earliest, and we’re going to have to rely the very injury prone Gibbs (spoiler: he’s injured) and the out-of-position TV5 and Miquel for the time being. Of course, Wenger could go out a purchase another LB, or sign a stop-gap on loan, but I highly doubt it. Have your say on the poll below.
And now for the main feature. The draw for the Champions League Round of 16 is this Friday, and as Group Winners, we get to avoid several of the heavyweights, including the Spanish Big Two and Bayern. We also can’t draw Marseille, since they came from our group. Still, among this year’s picks there aren’t any real slouches, unlike the last previous years where the likes of Copenhagen, Olympiakos, and Sporting graced the knockouts. Reflecting the closing gap in the quality of the various top club sides between the traditional European powers and the up-and-coming counterparts, all 7 of the clubs we could draw are formidable, and we’ll have to work to advance.
Napoli
Coming out of the Group o’ Death, containing Oil Citah, Bayern Munich, and the (once thought as competent) Villarreal, Napoli did their fans and Italy proud by edging out the rich English side and finishing second in Group A. Losing only to Bayern Munich away, Napoli have a reputation to be an extremely dangerous, counter-attacking side with some delightful players to behold. Although they have been a bit underwhelming in the Serie A this season, currently in 5th place, Napoli are a force to be reckoned with. Their stadium, the San Paolo, is a hostile venue for away sides. If Arsenal were to draw Napoli, it would be a spectacular match-up, but unfortunately for us, a fairly even one that could end our European aspirations. Can this Arsenal team beat Napoli? Yes. Will they struggle, and face a formidable threat? Absolutely. Napoli are, in my eyes, the toughest team out of the second-place finishers.
Key Players: Ezequiel Lavezzi, Edinson Cavani, Marek Hamsik.
CSKA Moscow
Coming second in Group B, thanks to a late win at the Giuseppe Meazza against Inter, CSKA make their 2nd appearance in the knockout stages in 3 years, following their highly successful QF finish in 2009-10. To be fair, CSKA benefited from having weak group rivals, namely the Turkish nobodies Trabzonspor and the underwhelming Lille. They weren’t overly impressive in the group stages, certainly not like Napoli was, and therefore represent more attractive opposition than the Italians. CSKA’s main danger man is the Ivorian Seydou Doumbia, who is among the top goalscorers of the CL. They also own the mercurial Vagner Love, and the prodigal Alan Dzagoev, probably the biggest talent in Russia at the moment. While the trip to Moscow would be wearisome, CSKA would not represent a big threat.
Key Players: Seydou Doumbia, Vagner Love, Alan Dzagoev, Igor Akinfeev
Basel
The surprise member of the knockouts, Basel were thought to be nothing more than a footnote when they were placed in Group C, next to Benfica and Manchester United. They were expected to settle for an Europa League spot, at best. However, they managed to shock the world by taking 4 points from Manchester United: a glorious comeback from 0-2 down to 2-3 at Old Trafford, although United scored in Fergie time to make it 3-3. And then, in the last matchday, Basel became the pride of Switzerland by having a resolute, excellent performance in their 2-1 win over the Red Devils. Second only to Benfica, who had a great campaign as well, Basel will be looking to spring up another surprise against another European giant… or just strike lucky and draw APOEL (Ed. Note: EVERY second-placed seed will want to draw APOEL.). On paper, Basel are the weakest second-placed team, but as their group stage adventure showed, they’re capable of surprising anybody.
Oh, who am I kidding. Basel would be awesome! Let’s hope we draw them, beat them and impress Shaqiri so then we can sign him next season.
Key Players: Xherdan Shaqiri, Granit Xhaka, Alexander Frei.
Lyon
Darren will say that this space should have been written about Ajax, and he has a good argument for it. The only reason Lyon are still in this competition is because of a very coincidental and perhaps controversial 1-7 win over Dinamo Zagreb. I still think that nothing really fishy happened, but you can’t say that the French side were handed a pretty awesome dose of luck to thrash the Croats, AND have Ajax lose 0-3 at home to an already qualified Real Madrid (and it’s fair to point out that Ajax had two legit goals disallowed when the score was still 0-1.) Nevertheless, Lyon are veterans to CL competition- they reached the semifinals in 2009-10, and have the farthest reaching French club of the last 5 years. They currently sit 4th/5th in Ligue 1, behind the current league surprise Montpellier, noveau riche PSG, and incumbents Lille. Lyon have ex-Arsenal man Remi Garde at the helm, who has blooded youth players into the senior squad and has put more of an emphasis on an attacking style of play (Remind you of someone…?). Their best player is probably the Brazilian Michel Bastos, a very talented left winger. They also have the big, powerful Bafetembi Gomis (who put four past Zagreb in the 1-7), and the once-great Yoann Gourcuff, who can’t seem to die in his role as an Arsenal target. Lyon would be a mixed bag, should we draw them. Lyon’s squad is both weak (defensively) and decent (offensively), and have been ok in Ligue 1. And they were, to be honest, kinda dreadful in the CL before their last day romp. Still, they are not to be taken lightly, and have always been the bane of some big side in the past (Madrid in 2009-10 comes to mind.)
Key Players: Lisandro Lopez, Michel Bastos, Bafetembi Gomis
Bayer Leverkusen
Having already clinched qualification in the penultimate matchday after their 2-1 win against Chelsea, their last day draw with Genk means that the German side finished second in their group. Arguably the weakest side of the second-placed seeds, Neverkusen have nevertheless a very impressive home record, winning all three of their home matches. However, they lost two and drew one away, which is encouraging for us if we were to go into the Emirates needing a result. They have Swiss striker Eren Derdiyok as their main striker, and ex-Chelsea douche Michael Ballack pulling their strings from midfield. Aside from those two, their only really notable player is German international Andre Schuerrle. Leverkusen would be a great draw, and we should be hoping we get them on Friday.
Key Players: Eren Derdiyok, Michael Ballack, Sam Schuerrle.
Zenit St. Petersburg
Finishing second in their group, behind the historic APOEL, Zenit did well in a tough group, featuring Portugese champions Porto (post-AVB/Falcao, it must be said), and Ukranian champions Shakthar Donestk. They have a formidable home fortress all the way in frosty St. Petersburg, so I’m not too keen on drawing them. Their key talisman is the Portugese winger Danny. They also have their rock at the back in the form of Portugese international Bruno Alves, one time Liverpool target. While they aren’t as dangerous as Napoli or Milan seem to be, they would still be a tricky tie. Count me out.
Key Players: Danny, Bruno Alves.
Milan
The highest profile of the 7 sides we can draw, Milan are only here because they inevitably finished second to the mighty Barcelona in Group H (Away draws to BATE and Viktoria Plizen didn’t help, either.) We have a history with Milan in the CL, and it’s very favorable- anyone remember Cesc’s run and goal at the San Siro some 3 years ago? Those were the days. Milan still have the same nucleus of the side 3 years ago, except they’ve let Andrea Pirlo go, making them a much more direct and dynamic side. Their key playmakers are the ageless Clarence Seedorf, who makes up for his lack of speed with intelligence, and their electric dynamo, Kevin Prince Boateng, who in the space of 2 years has risen from the obscure dude who kept Ballack out of the World Cup to Milan’s talisman. They also have the always-dangerous Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who has rejuvenated his career at the San Siro. Milan would be as bad as drawing a traditional group winner. so while it would make for a classic European tie, the risks are too great for me to accept should a matchup. Save it for the quarters and semis, grazie.
Key Players: Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Kevin Prince Boateng, Clarence Seedorf
Looking at the teams, I’d rather avoid drawing the two Italian teams, Napoli and Milan, and Lyon, because of their reputation, form in the CL, and players to their disposal. Granted, I believe our team in February will be capable of beating any of these 7 teams, but the whims of a two-legged tie means that one bad call or goal and you’re suddenly in peril. (To be fair, we won’t have to worry about this so much this time, because we play the crucial away leg first this year.) Basel and Leverkusen would be the two best draws, but any of these sides will give us a run for our money. Time will tell if the nightmare/dream draw we get on Friday will hold the same reaction come February.
In order from most desirable to least desirable (in my opinion):
Bayer Leverkusen
Basel
CSKA Moscow
Zenit
Lyon
Milan
Napoli
Finally, my condolences to Manchester United’s Darren Fletcher, who announced an “extended break” from the sport due to illness, namely ulcerative colitis, a disease of the digestive tract. He may come from one of our rivals, but situations like these are what unites people in their sympathy towards persons deserving of such. Fletcher is by all accounts a consummate professional who has dedicated his entire career to the Red Devils. He has been pretty much ruled out for the rest of the season, and although everyone is hopeful of a comeback, anyone who follows politics or another PR-heavy setting knows that just like “suspension of my campaign”, “hiatus”, and “time to be with my family”, “extended break” usually means something to the likes of “I’m leaving, and there’s a higher than normal chance that I’m not coming back.” Anyways, let’s hope Mr. Fletcher enjoys a speedy recovery and returns to the pitch if possible.
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