Tom Cruise Finally a Top Gunner

By: Trent | November 13th, 2007

I guess it was only a matter of time before Tom Cruise left FC Scientology for Arsenal.

That kind of talent is too bright to keep in the minor divisions, of course.

The good news is that Katie Holmes has already trained as a WAG at the foot of the master, Victoria Adams Beckham, better half of LA Galaxian David.

Against all odds, Tom Cruise has a better chance of being on the Arsenal payroll come February than does Jens Lehmann.

But hopefully not so for Tomas Rosicky.

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Category: Transfer News and Player Movement

Tags: Arsenal, Jens Lehmann, Katie Holmes, Scientology, Tom Cruise, Tomas Rosicky, Transfer News and Player Movement

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• amos |  December 15th, 2007 at 11:56 pm

  
  
  

  i think bendtner and van make abetter combination in strikigg togive arsenal
  a sunday win………

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• amos |  December 16th, 2007 at 12:08 am

  
  
  

  i think the combination of van and bendtner works out well to a sunday win. Bendtner is as good as zlatan

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